So hope you guys enjoyed reading that last entry. I unfortunately had the pleasure of visiting a dud restroom at a banquet hall last night that if this atrocity was at a casino would've been rated quite lowly by the "Straightflush" experts. The urinals were three tiny units all close together for maximum penis viewing, which in my case might've been pleasurable depending on the guy behind the penis. Rimshot. (HA!) To access the urinals you had to get around the giant sinks. I wish going to the urinal was all I had to do. I sadly was shooting for a different number and there was only one toilet in the bathroom. It wasn't occupied but it had some lovely drop deposits from previous visitors. I grimaced as I spent ten minutes wiping and putting at least 10 layers of toilet paper on the seat. In the meantime I heard guys coming in some wanting to hit the toilet. To make things less pleasant, I was courtesy flushing away, which of course meant my ass was exposed to the nasty water. The dryer for the hands was next to the door for the stall which made for more awkward moments for me as I was bombing away. It wasn't a pleasant experience at all. I shouldn't have drank that 7-Up or partake in all the tasty desserts.
E final ratings:
Number #1 overall - 3 stars
Number #2 overall - 2 stars (only cause at least there wasn't crap in the toilet)
Okay...now that I got that out of the way.
Sally invited me as a guest to her holiday party at the earlier mentioned banquet hall. It was interesting seeing her co-workers in various states of dress. A lot of the women really dolled it up and the guys for the most part were appreciative. The men in the meantime ranged from wearing pimp wear to business casual.
There were a few pieces of eye candy for me but this one bearish type guy sitting in the next table caught my eye. He didn't know I was alive of course. Sally caught me staring at him and told me he was a loser. I told her I would only be interested in a quick romp Hemingway. Turns out he's a manager that works in her department that also moonlights as a bouncer at some straight bar and is actually straight. I noticed how he walked by where Sally and I were sitting three different times without saying anything to Sally. In my dreams he was checking me out on the side. Hopefully he didn't follow me in the bathroom since he would've heard more than he was bargained for. *LOL*....sorry I went there again.
Hemingway they say that if you don't learn from history that you're doomed to repeat it. They also say that life is too short and to live each day like it's your last. I always wonder who the elusive 'they' is. Also is the same 'theys' that coined each phrase. Guess we'll never know. But that doesn't stop the things that happen in our lives.
So I'm logging onto one of my "social networking sites" last Friday night. No date for me par the course and unfortunately Ryan turned out to be yet another dud. I guess he wasn't comfortable outside the virtual confines of texting. So I'm just half looking at profiles when I get an email from a blast from the past. Winifred who I first chatted with in 2005 saw me and shot me an email.
He remembered my face but not quite my name. I remembered his (of course). I had to recall what happened back then. Aside from my entries where I was juggling him with another a-hole, we did meet three separate times. The last one I recalled went nowhere when I wanted to get to know him more but he was looking for more of a quick hit. Which actually we never did (amazingingly...*LOL*). To clarify we didn't go all the way.
So of course he doesn't remember why we lost contact but he told me that we should keep in touch. I told him sure. I'm sure it'll go the way of all my other encounters with guys. But one can never tell.
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